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2007-03-01

20:46:08 Permalink The Labyrinth   English (EU)

Categories: Announcements [A], 748 words

Did anyone see the Alan Sugar opera (The Applicants) on BBC2 last Sunday?

I did not. I was going to watch it and tell you about it, but Gore Vidal phoned and I missed it. This afternoon, I looked around for clips of the show, to no avail. I asked Gore if he had recorded it, but alas. Malkovich’s VCR is broken, again. Poor John, he does what he can with it, but he says that Amstrad just don’t manufacture them anymore.

So, this adventure begins with me, searching for clips of the show on YouTube, descending like Theseus into what can only be described as a tangential Alan Sugar labyrinth, watching the walls for the Minotaur’s sullen shadow, listening for his camp snort, and his determined little hooves (oh, he does try so hard, doesn’t he?)

Typing ‘Alan Sugar’ into YouTube will earn you some fascinating results, mostly parodies, including acne-faced schoolboys asserting that “You’re a lightweight and you’re fired!” You know the kind of thing. I refrained from watching a 48 second offering described as “pame gets horny then thinks shes alan sugar ffrom the apprentice” (spelling and grammar, theirs). But, I scrolled down further, beyond a clip of Marvellous Marvin Hagler boxing with ‘Sugar’ Ray Seales in 1980 just before Hagler fought ‘Alan’ Minter for the world middleweight title, or something (get it? and isn’t there something so 1980’s about Alan Sugar too?)

Another sterling video concerned two stuffed toys, Sooty and Tristram, who decide to undertake a journey to the top of the stairs of some maudlin-looking house. Sooty looks a bit like the ‘real’ Sooty, but is not a fraction so grotesque since this version is mute. Tristram is a manky little fox, but not a bad actor given his lack of spine and articulation. In order to make the journey they resolve that they must ‘saddle up Sir Alan Sugar.’ In this case, Sir Alan Sugar is a red plastic lobster. Make of this what you will. I won’t spoil the ending for you, but I think this confirms that many people relate to Sir Alan Sugar in a manner that would be best described as Freudian.

I recall the earlier days of Amstrad, when we had an Amstrad hi-fi in the house, and you could buy ‘home computers’ from Boots. We were kids, and we had nothing nice to say about Alan Sugar’s computers (or much else for that matter). They were black, and had a black cassette player with some lurid clunky buttons attached to the side of the black keyboard and came with a black monitor. In those days we would ‘load’ our software by means of C15 cassettes that made sounds like screaming insects, and after a while you got to know certain of the sounds…And anyone with a tape-to-tape recorder could copy software. Liz Taylor had one, but rarely used it. She was generous though and we got to duplicate a few games. You could compile them onto a 90-minute cassette. These were the days before anyone I knew owned a disc drive.

We got a big kick out of technological failures in those days. How we laughed at Clive Sinclair and his C5 electric pedal car. Now, he is Sir Clive Sinclair. There’s no moral in this, except that public ridicule and financial disaster don’t mean anything if you have the gall. Look at Donald Trump, serial bankrupt and wearer of prodigious wigs (at least, I like to think of him that way). No, I propose that insolvency agencies guide more failed business owners on this trajectory: No money? No credibility? Why not reinvent yourself as a hard-assed pundit on BBC2? Tell enough would-be businesses that their models are jars of drool and everyone will start to believe that yours never were. It’s mythology again, and here we are, back with those Bulls, trumping up their businesses. It’s a skill. As a mandatory element of future MBA courses it will be referred to as The Sugar Solution. In Mathematics, it will be known as The Vorderman Vector. In Shakespeare, you have only to recall the sagacious words of the Duke of Gloucester in The Tragedy of King Lear who, having had his eyes plucked out, finds virtue in his blindness: “I stumbled when I saw: full oft 'tis seen, Our means secure us, and our mere defects prove our commodities.”

-The Fisher Account

28 February, 2007

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2007-02-22

11:46:13 Permalink Join us this Friday at the Harington Club   English (EU)

Categories: Announcements [A], 78 words

We'd like to thank the Harington Club for inviting us to give a presentation to their members and guests this Friday evening, the 23rd of February at 5:00 p.m.

The event is open to the public and is a fantastic opportunity to learn about Seraph and enjoy good company in one of Bath's finest venues. Please join us! The Harington Club is located at 5-6 Harington Place. We look forward to seeing you there!

Kate Lane
Network Manager

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11:44:56 Permalink The Dragon's Den: Introductory notes   English (EU)

Categories: Announcements [A], 757 words

FEBRUARY 8, 2007

Introductory notes on the Dragons Den

There are always certain things that strike me as lacking realism about the Dragon’s Den. The first is that the format creates an unnatural reversal of the laws of supply and demand. In the Den, apples fall up.

What I am talking about with this poorly placed metaphor is, in fact, the key and endlessly fascinating subject of business valuation, and how you do it.

In this matter, there are two opposing schools of thought held by the ‘Textbooks’ and the ‘Bulls’. The Textbooks believe valuation is principally derivable as a matter of formula driven fact. Thus, a business is worth ten times its earnings, or five times the value of its sales. This is often the most commonly used valuation and is called the multiplier method.

The other most common Textbook approach is using discounted cash-flow method. It’s probably worth stopping here a minute, leaving our Bulls stamping in their field, to look at the difference between these.

The discounted cash-flow method determines the current value of a company using future cash flows adjusted for time value. This is the method most commonly used for valuing a company with anticipated high growth. Its focus is the opportunity value of the business going forward, and does not give any regard to the current sales or profits the business. It is for this reason that the Dragons never value this way, much easier to use the current performance of a nascent business and thus achieve a far lower valuation.

Lets use Igloo, the specialist refrigerated delivery service from last Wednesday’s programme, as an example. In the current year of trading, profits are £18,000. Small businesses usually sell at a multiple of profits of between 1 and 5. This method would give Igloo a valuation of at maximum £90,000. Given that the sales from the business are already over £200,000, this seems a gross undervaluation, and indeed it is. The bottom line profits figure to which we have had to apply this to do not exclude exceptional items associated with growth. We might guess at the before exceptional item profit of £80,000. This would value the business at £400,000. But hang on, the Dragon’s paid £160,000 for 22.5%, giving the business an overall valuation of just over £711,000. So are Igloo so ‘cool’ as to have beaten the Dragons?

If we look at the same business from a discounted cash-flow basis the picture is quite different. Igloo forecast profits of £300,000 in three years time. At a future multiple of 5 this would value the business at £1.5 million. Now, say the Dragons want to see their money grow by fours times over this four year period, for every £10,000 put in they would require £40,000 out. If the Dragons own 22.5% of the company, then at the end of three years, their stakes would be worth £337,500. This means that to quadruple their money they would need to invest no more than £84,375 for their stake. As it is, with an investment of £160,000 they will only double their money in three years, not a good return for an Angel.

But hang on a minute! We’ve forgotten those Bulls. How would they value Igloo?

Well, Bulls are always on the seller’s side. A Bull is all about maximising the value of the business by stimulating interest from multiple parties, thus creating a sellers market, seeking buyers that would perceive a strategic advantage in partnering with the business, or a threat by not doing so.

For a Bull, value is the eye of the beholder. Perceived value to potential buyers is everything?

As a Bull friend of mine says, valuation is all about whose got the biggest balls.

So, if you stamp enough you can drum up any value for your business, regardless of reality? Well not quite. It takes having very high growth potential, a big vision, management credibility, and the right coach to market and negotiate your deal. Actually not easy – so maybe stick to discounted cash-flow method after all?

What I am not going to tell you yet is why the Den normally defies valuation gravity, for that you’ll have to wait for next week’s instalment.

What I am going to say however is if you want to make a lot of money with your investments, buy like Dragon but sell like a Bull.

If you don’t well, you can always try selling Igloos to the Eskimos.

On a final note, I would have actually stumped up my cash for some Reggae Raggae sauce. Sing-on Levi Roots!

-White Knight

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2007-02-08

14:52:03 Permalink The Seraph Investor Network - Site launch!   English (EU)

Categories: Announcements [A], 76 words

Welcome to the Seraph Investor Network on line. We are so pleased to launch this new web site! Stay tuned to this blog for regular commentary, news and updates. If you are interested in becoming a guest blogger, especially if you are a business or angel member, please let us know - our aim is to form a vital and informative community through this area of our site!
Thank you for reading...

Kate Lane
Network Manager

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